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Monday, June 21, 2004
  Superhero..

I wonder what kind of superhero I could be. My favorite superhero movie is Mystery Men. I'm sure AnonymousMan or Cogboy would not be great names for a superhero. I dont even know what kind of powers I would have.

Wait, Ok, Here are the powers I would like to have:

1. To be able to control the speed of time; be able to stop it completely, or make it go backward or forward at any speed I wanted.

2. To be able to control gravity. This would mean I could fly, or crush or move anything-you could kick Superman's butt all over town.

3. To have infinite money. I could pull any kind of cash, jewels or gold out of any pocket, backpack, or briefcase in my possesion at any time. Of course I would need a team of Super Hero Accountants and Lawyers to clean up the mess when the IRS came to audit me...



 
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