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Friday, August 12, 2005
  Stupid Things in My Car....

Not much to talk about out the call center this week. The new general manager is keeping a low profile. He has spoke to a few people, but he seems to be trying to figure everything out before getting involved. Circumspectness... What a concept in a management! Either that or he doesn't have a clue and is hiding.

So my non-blogging free time has been taken up re-playing one of the best games ever put on a CD Rom: Half-Life! This time on the Hard level! I'm half-way through, and I haven't even cheated once! I was lingering around a cheat code website last night, so I might fall off the wagon.

While playing the game, I realized something that Gordon Freeman and I have in common, we both have a crowbar. I don't know why, but I keep one in my trunk. This is not because I expect trans-dimensional aliens to come through the walls and can't lay my hands on a 9mm machine gun with a grenade launcher,(damn those gun-grabbing liberals!). No, I found an extra crowbar in the garage, and chucked it in there along with other safety gear.

I also keep sterno, bottled water, a blanket, duct tape,flashlight and a small shovel. Welcome to the Midwest, land of tornadoes, hail and blizzards...

What sort of weird things do you keep in your car?

Thanks for reading,


Before you pelt me with links to Sarah Brady's website, and gun control statistics, realize that it was a joke...

I personally keep a .40 semi-automatic pistol in my trunk, next to two loaded twelve-round magazines. And when I get my CCDW permit, I'll keep it on my hip.

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!
Is it neccessary to carry a loaded gun in the car?

Well as for my car I just keep some tools for roadside repairs and a first aid kit to help people....not fill them with bullet holes.

But it is illegal to carry guns like that in Canada.....but i guess you can really show those squeegy kids a lesson.

Rage On,
Sinned Often
living on the prairie...i keep my golf clubs; a Xmas tree i bought at one of those damn basket parties and it was the cheapest thing to buy, so it's still in the box unopened; i have my art portfolio (just in case i get into a car accident i can whip out my designs i guess, i know fucking lame); jumper cables in case my car needs starting; then i have a string of magazines, a phone book, some pens, paper, mindless other gunk that i feel if i toss....i will freak out.
Am I the only one who keeps copies of their resume in their car? You never know....
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