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Monday, December 27, 2004
  Christmas Leftovers For Breakfast


I cut a very large piece of spiral cut ham off of the bone and warm it up in the teflon skillet. I lay the piece of ham on the plate, almost going over the edge with its delicious pinkness.

Next, I cook two large eggs in the skillet in some olive oil, and cook them until the yolks are still runny, but the white part is not. I gingerly lay the eggs on top of the bed of ham.

A sea of pink flesh with an island of white and two golden ovals. I think of a sunburned women in a bikini, taking off her top to show her ivory white breasts and large nipples.

All of sudden, I don't know if I'm hungry or horny...

Thanks for reading,

AC




 
Comments:
Watch out!
Here comes a bucket of ice water right at 'cha.
 
Well....did you eat it or not??? lol!

heavenlyankh
 
more like horny... haha! happy new year ac!
 
Yes, I ate the breakfast. When I put some tobasco sauce on it, the image was ruined. I did soon after that turn my attention towards Mrs. Cog...
 
ha ha ha!!! hey...Happy New Year to you!

andrena
 
HAHAHA! Good to see you enjoyed your breakfast!

Spring
http://www.chaoticspring.com
 
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